I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel | Chris Distefano Is Chrissy Chaos |

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Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.

We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.

Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child.

Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction.

We also get into:

Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying)
A secret bundt cake addiction
Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels
And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness

PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline.

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0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins
1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It
2:00 Starving Before Podcast
3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters
5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea
6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments
8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident
9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver
12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly
15:00 Shock Collar Explanation
18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird
20:00 LA vs NYC Debate
23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections
27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession
29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience
33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction
37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment
41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles
45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk
46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug
47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk
49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate
52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession

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