Theodore Roosevelt is Andrew Schulz | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 77

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Chrissy CHAOS is mid RONA but the content won’t STOP! Chris talks about the baby eating it’s own poop. Then Chrissy Histories breaks down the INSANE life of Theodore Roosevelt……we realize he was the OG Andrew Schulz. Check out Schulz’s new special out now! All the people of the past were never perfect…..would Teddy survive woke culture? Chrissy NEWS CYCLE is hot on the trending headlines! People are sneaking into houses in the Hamptons. New trend is for people to sneakily live inside your house without you knowing. CHAOS!

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00:00 Intro
01:05 Eat Kevin Hart’s poop
3:04 I Am Papi
4:35 Who is at Fault
5:55 Nobody is supposed to go West
8:01 Trump’s Stairs
10:45 Christories – Guess that President
12:05 Theodore Roosevelt
15:33 Original Stephen Hawking
17:04 Original NY Accent
18:03 Andrew Schulz is the New Teddy Roosevelt
19:20 Chrissy Ads
22:01 Worst Day In History
24:35 Lives off the Land
26:41 Cleans up NYC Corruption
28:40 Surrogates Have Been Around before the Kardashians
29:38 Autism Army
32:12 Teddy Ro Said We Got to Fight Spain
38:19 Gracias Teddy For Giving Us Puerto Rico
40:42 We Used to Trust the Government
45:48 Chrissy Ads
47:45 Ted Wins Over America
54:15 Booker T Washington Invited Only Once
54:58 Teddy Bear
56:22 Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick
59:24 Roosevelt: Woke or Not Woke?
1:00:51 Chrissy News Segments
1:02:15 AirBnB Catfish Me?
1:07:51 Patreon Questions
1:12:26 Chrissy Chaos Block Party

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