Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.

PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.

Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side
02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos
04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan
05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment
09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies
10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt
12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works
15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits
16:05 BlueChew Ad Read
17:15 FÜM Ad Read
18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories
20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy
22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma
23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public
25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game
27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment
29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear
30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus
32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary
33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla
37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates
38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion
43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet
46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories
50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk

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