Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmine’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.

The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish.

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Timestamps
00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline
01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk
04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy
05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help
06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories
08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time
11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins
11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools
16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane
20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving
25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago
27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy
29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire?
33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise
37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode
41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity
46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan
48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom?
53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos
58:28 Who should Chrissy call next?

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